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"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices." - William James


"Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." --Hermann Göring, the second highest ranking Nazi official, during the Nuremberg trials.


"Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas." --the Dixie Chicks


“Late one afternoon when returning from town we were met by a few women and children who told us that Mexican troops from some other town had attacked our camp, killed all the warriors of the guard, captured all our ponies, secured our arms, destroyed our supplies, and killed many of our women and children... when all were counted, I found that my aged mother, my young wife, and my three small children were among the slain.” --Geromimo, freedom fighter and homeland defender. aka. terrorist.


"They that can give up an essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." --ben franklin


"FUCK FASCISM!" --john cougar


"i see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my coutry; corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people, until wealth is aggregated in a few hands, and the republic is destroyed. i feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war." --abraham lincoln


"everything patrick henry said and wrote belongs here. patrick henry had a crystal ball!" --mj




mykissschool.com is owned and operated by mike jahn. duh. i came up with the name when i was in college. i was on a date with this cute girl from my sign language class and... never mind. the point is, i invented my kiss school, it was a creation of my own personal brain. i am mykissschool on .com, yahoo, google, espn, xboxlive, myspace and any other place where i get to pick a lengthy name. so i'm easy to find if you're a cute single female or a stalker.

this website is a collection of quotes, thoughts, poems, stories, and videos. some videos may not work, blame youtube not me. i update the videos every so often. in fact, when the mood strikes me, i make various updates to the site, often while i have a beer in my hand (plenty of mistakes). so check back often (monthly), because this is the best place to find out about me. and who doesn't like to know what a cool guy like me is up to? i may take some web design classes this summer/fall, so check back to see what i've learned. so far, i haven't had any web design courses. everything i've learned about web design was learned the hard way. books help but i still have questions. my html, css, java, etc. are sure to be filled with errors. feel free to point them out to me. thanks and thanks for pissing away your time on mykissschool.com


anyone that knows me won't be surprised to see a healthy amount of john cougar on mykissschool.com but for the folks that don't know me very well here's a few very random thoughts i just spit out...


indiana is the little black dog.
cujo is the brown mutt.
i heart my dogs.
shania is the prototype.
charlie hustle is the hit king.
call of the wild is the best.
sea wolf is close.
jack london is the shit.
challenge to be free is a classic.
orange is pretty.
purple is on the lonesome jubilee cover.
the bengals are orange and black.
i'm an atheist.
i don't believe in santa either.
when i was a child i believed.
the bible is a history book.
history is full of lies.
i have a degree in history.
cum laude.
i voted for obama.
i'm a liberal.
da vinci was almost as smart as me.
ben franklin too.
oswald didn't shoot jfk.
patrick henry was right.
marvin lewis is a great coach.
ickey woods can shuffle.
the big red machine.
barry larkin is cool.
the 80's rock.
mmm beer.
mykissschool.
myk iss chool.
mike is cool.
life is a journey of self improvement.
destiny is for losers.
luck is for losers.
winners have good odds.
sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.
i'm good.
happiness is more important than wealth.
money is overrated.
mykissschool.com is a hobby.
i do it for me.
if you enjoy it, so be it.
"FUCK FASCISM!"
john cougar is way cool.



if you've never read ecclesiastes, i highly recommend it. it's my favorite book in the bible. it's also what inspired paper in fire, my favorite song. To watch the video, click on the picture below. paperinfire.com is a mykissschool production.

and remember, if you ever do catch the wind, it won't be enough. cuz it's all shit anyways and the best that you can hope for is to be happy. see ya in sheol!


mike is cool


i own the rights to all of my written work on this site. by viewing this site, you agree not to plagiarize any of my work or i'll tell god to send you to hell and tell santa clause to give you coal. so be good, cuz they are always watching you and they know who's naughty and nice. get real. i'll just sue.


if you have any comments or questions, please email me at mykissschool@yahoo.com




i hate the spin zone and i don't know shit
about marilyn manson, but i luv this interview.
i found the bible verses pic months after first
seeing the video. from what i've learned, people
see what they want to see, what benefits them. few
care about what's real, the truth. reality bites
but it's reality none the less. get used to it!



how could i not have this? there's mj
and there's mj. but only one is mykissschool.
i wanna be like myk-issschool.





cougar


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